Blowin stuff up...

awesomephilia:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Ed Sheeran, is that you?

The most unfair part about it is the way it ends. In a death! what is that? a reward for working hard and living? I think the life cycle is backwards.  You should die first and get that out of the way, then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you are too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school  You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating…

And you finish off as an orgasm.

Some music makes me feel a certain way and makes me want to be somehow inside the music.  I cant though, I cant live the music like I want to and there is no way that it’s possible. that strong feeling of wanting to live the impossible is amazing.

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome :P

did-you-kno:

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck